Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M above a red vintage line-art

above a red vintage line-art illustration of a baseball player mid-throw

but that dollop is strutting like it just dropped the hottest dessert album of the year

Weathered white text reads "EST

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

a brief but defiant experiment in independent baseball

Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M above a red vintage line-artAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun