Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Bigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation

a mid-century bowling center built for serious league play

but this one hosted an era

Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif textVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.