Sharks Will Kill You - Women's T-Shirt newport Curved distressed white block text

Curved distressed white block text reads "ALL GOOD" arcing above a campfire illustration with orange flames over stacked tan logs

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

striking a wide-legged dance pose surrounded by white and yellow four-pointed stars and scattered dots

then delivered a prophecy so sincere it makes grown men weep in parking lots

Nobody ever complained about the coaching

Sharks Will Kill You - Women's T-Shirt newport Curved distressed white block textSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp