Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex T-Shirt retrostuff depicted from above with claws

depicted from above with claws raised and legs splayed outward

Inspired by The Karate Kid and Bloodsport

"Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line

Charles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did

Bold white block text reads "K-12 CHAMPION" above italic script reading "Defeated Roy Stalin on One Ski

Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex T-Shirt retrostuff depicted from above with clawsThe Founding Fathers built a country on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Two out of three were available at the keg. The Details: A bold red circular seal mimics the Great Seal of the United States, with "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME" arching along the top and "NOT A SOBER TIME" along the bottom. At center, a spread winged bald eagle clutches two "BEER" labeled cans in its talons with "1776" on its chest and two red stars flanking the design.