Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Hoodie snl and white paws peeks over

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Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

two Greek lambda symbols sit at the center

It's okay if you think Baseball is boring

a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Hoodie snl and white paws peeks overPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold