Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal the kind of 1950s cocktail

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Black text inside the shield reads "WHERE GOOD SKATERS MEET

accented by yellow lightning bolt impact lines at the snap point

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal the kind of 1950s cocktailPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text