Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed mustard-yellow sign shape topped

Distressed mustard-yellow sign shape topped by a vintage pin-up illustration of a blonde woman in a short blue outfit performing a high kick on roller skates

He didn't just sell a service

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

CLASS D" above "BASEBALL CLUB" at the bottom

flanked by "Estd" and "1949

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed mustard-yellow sign shape toppedCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,