I Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "STRAIGHT" above "OUTTA" then "SHAWSHANK

flanked by two blue five-pointed stars

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

IN" above a blue neon-outline cowboy hat and a golden-yellow neon-outline star

The subtitle shows up three seconds too late

I Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Bold distressed white block textSanta looking like a 1950s Coca Cola ad while telling you he doesn't believe in you is the energy of a mall employee on December 23rd. Decades of milk and cookies, and this is the thanks he gets. The Details: Arched bold white text with dark outlines reads "I DON'T BELIEVE" across the top. A vintage mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus fills the center, showing a red hat with white fur trim, white beard, rosy cheeks, green eyes, and holly