Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Bold white rounded bubble text

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

and it does it without a copay or a waiting list

Playing in the Copper Country Soo League

and scattered dots

Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Bold white rounded bubble textPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block