What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp with white cursive script reading

with white cursive script reading "Roll 'n' Bowl" across the center

Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

A golden-yellow vintage illustration of Sully's Porsche 911 Targa sits in side profile below

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp with white cursive script readingNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.